[soberscientistlife]

[potato-gay]

[paper-mario-wiki]

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

[paper-mario-wiki]

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

[depsidase]

[redarmyscreaming]

Sharecropping.

[transcyberism]

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

official-mudskipper asked:

what is your favorite kind of amphibian?

neil-gaiman answered:

A newt.

[softwaring]

freedom of speech on twitter dot com

[sovietnam]

[beriliaa]

[sofasofia]

[birries]

i had a dream about this pet cryptid a while ago and it was so beautiful i had to draw it